theeroticjester:

So I was doing some shopping and I found this gem

doesn’t look safe for anal play as there is no flange

theeroticjester:

So I was doing some shopping and I found this gem

doesn’t look safe for anal play as there is no flange

I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.
Sufjan Stevens on kissing  (via wildbayou)

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girl-farts:

kamikagurl:

Lol, yes.

RIP MSN *sobs* 

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Meet new person, think they’re cool. Then they say:

I believe once you’re in a relationship, you’re not bi anymore. You’re gay or you’re straight.

gay-men:

That look says it all.

(via sexgenderbody)

vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

(via sexgenderbody)

tordotcom:

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

The Butter End Cakery

This dragon has hoarded cake. Smartest dragon.

tordotcom:

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

The Butter End Cakery

This dragon has hoarded cake. Smartest dragon.

(via spookymaggie)

faultinourfantasies:

John explaining the ‘this is not a pipe’ idea and it’s link to illness

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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